Vanilla Custard, IGET Flare B10000 Puffs

Thick vanilla custard, the tinned sort poured over a hot pudding, is the entire idea here. The inhale is creamy and heavy, with the vanilla reading as real bean rather than cheap essence, and the exhale carries a baked, faintly eggy sweetness that stays on the palate long after you put the device down. Nothing about it is cold and nothing about it is fruity.

Dessert vapers will recognise the profile within two draws. This is an after dinner device, the one you pick up in the evening when a mint or a berry would taste thin, and the room smell leans bakery rather than confectionery.

Vanilla Custard costs $69.00, and the Flare B10000 is rated at 10,000 puffs.

Two caveats worth hearing. Rich cream flavours coat the palate, so few people manage custard as their only vape without losing the detail in it, and if you dislike sweet drinks generally this will feel cloying inside minutes.

Nobody under the age of 18 may purchase this device.